OMG !
i forgot to say about how much i freeking adore KUNG FU PANDA !!!!
favourite character : MANTIS!
why? kus mantis is small, awesome, hilarious, cute (literally), AND CAN ACUPUNCTURE!
lmaolmao

oh yeah, QUOTES ! (stolen from IMDb)

Po: Skadoosh!

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!

Shifu: Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.

Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

Tai Lung: But he's a panda!
[incredulous]
Tai Lung: You're a panda!

Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!

[watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints]
Zeng: We're dead. So Very, very dead.

Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Po: I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!

Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!
[pauses before whispering]
Po: Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Po: [gasp] Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Oh, well, I mean it's not like you were going anywhere.

Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace] Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!

Po: [breathing heavily] I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?

Po: [checking to make sure Shifu is okay after his fight with Tai Lung] Master! Shifu! Shifu, are you okay?
Shifu: [coughs] Po, you're alive. Or we're both dead.
Po: No, Master I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung.
Shifu: You did?
[Po nods and smiles]
Shifu: Wow. It is as Oogway foretold, you are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought peace to this valley and... and to me. Thank you, thank you Po. Thank you, thank you.
[slowly lays his head back down, assumingly dead]
Po: [Po looks disbelievingly at the red panda] No! No no no, don't die, Shifu please!
Shifu: I'm not dying, you idiot!
[he catches himself]
Shifu: Ah, Dragon Warrior, I am simply at peace.
[lays down and folds his hands together, smiling]
Shifu: Finally.
Po: Ooh, so um, I should.. stop talking?
Shifu: If you can.

Shifu: [after having dragged Po up the mountain and said Panda is trying to cool down.] Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.
Po: [quickly shakes his hand off] The Pool of-?
Shifu: This is where Oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus. This is the birth place of kung fu.
[Po is shocked, and it shows a glimpse of Oogway before Shifu jumps up to a giant rock]
Shifu: Do you want to learn kung fu?
Po: Yah!
Shifu: Then I *am* your master!
Po: Okay! [sniffles]
Shifu: Don't cry.
Po: Okay. [wipes his nose and smiles]

Po: [standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

Mr. Ping: [after Po told him he had dream about noodle] This is a sign, Po!
Po: Uh, a sign of what?
Mr. Ping: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.

(AND NOW FOR MY FAVOURITE!!!!!!):

Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke.
[Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him]
Tigress: Oh that is it!
Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!
[Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back]
Mantis: And may have also stopped his heart.

okay. the end. (:
(of an uberlong quotey blog =D )
ICESKATING TONIGHT ! wootwoot.
must also link cynfs new blog,
and remind her to post everyday.
or nearly everyday.

(:



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